FALSITY NEWS: BREAKING: CLEVELAND BROWNS TO SIGN TIM TEBOW

Yesterday, Tim Tebow worked out for the Philadelphia Eagles and the internet was buzzing. The Eagles decided to pass on Tebow, but it appears as if another team has swooped (no pun intended) in. That team is no other than the Cleveland Browns.

Tebow will join the cagey veteran Josh McCown and the QB without a cause Johnny Manziel to form "The QB Triangle Of Terror". If McCown wins the job, then Tebow and Manziel will act as the angel and devil on each one of McCown's shoulders. Manziel will say "Come on Josh just close your eyes and chuck it up there like Jay Cutler, screw what coach says" Tebow will say "Don't listen to him Joshy Woshy, you have to do what coach bald guy says"

If Manziel wins the job then McCown will serve of the Mickey from Rocky type coach "You're a no good bum Rock!" Tebow would serve as the advice giver that Manziel constantly ignores.

If Tebow were to win the job, McCown would serve the same Mickey-type role, but more supportive. Manziel would become depressed and start dating a dancer named "Gumby". After the break-up with Gumby, Manziel would become more depressed, leading to him drinking more and eventually getting kicked out of the NFL. Manziel would then become a birthday clown named "Porta John". After calling an unruly child "A fat potato-faced-cross-eyed-wannabe-Justin Bieber" that would lead to the the child's father beating Manziel senseless. Manziel would then become a hobo. As a hobo, Manziel then befriends another hobo named "Pastey". The two begin singing popular songs like "All about that bass" when a record producer walks by and offers them a deal. Manziel and Pastey become "The Brownie Boys" one of the greatest pop duos of all time. Manziel reconciles with Gumby, they have three kids and live happily ever after.

That goes to show the positive effect that Tebow can have on anyone's life.

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